Ok, so when you find yourself over-stressed to the point where you are pulled over on the side of the road sobbing hysterically because you are low on gas, and the thought of one more thing to do is just more then you can handle at that moment, PERHAPS it is time to step back and take a break.
Now, this didn't actually happen, but man, was it ever close...!
Therefore-
SCREW YOU ALL! I'M A HERMIT. AND I'M NOT WEARING PANTS! HE HE HE...
"There once was a little frog who croaked very loadly. He was friendly and eveyone loved him. Except for when he croaked. He disturbed the entire swamp! One night when he was croaking, Slinky Snake became agitated because Little Frog's croak kept scaring away the mice. So Slinky Snake decided to take care of the problem. He crept up behind Little Frog and CHOMP ate him in one gulp! Slinky Snake went back to hunting mice. He opened his mouth to strike and a big croak came out!
Little Frog was not dead! The mouse got away and Little Frog kept croaking. Slinky Snake soon starved to death because Little Frog would not die and would no stop croaking. The mice found the dead Slinky Snake and decided to eat him since he had eaten so many of their cousins. Little Frog hopped out when he noticed a hole being made by the vengeful mice. He let out a mighty croak and all the mice ran away. The insects were stunned and fell from the sky. Little Frog ate many bugs that night. He decided to be careful about when he croaked because he did not want to be eaten by a snake again. Everyone in the swamp became happy when Little Frog stopped croaking so much. Slinky Snake's brother, Silly Snake soon moved in to the swamp and started shrinking the overwhelmingly large mouse population. The swamp became a cherry place and everyone was glad to have Little Frog around. The end."
Wow. My sister went from an extreme Princess to an extreme commando in like two weeks. Who would have thought. A jug, an ACTUAL jug....