(Kellie is SO going to hurt me for this. I'm not joking- I am going to bleed for this...-Please don't hurt me!)
That's right- it's time for our special holiday poll!
Ever notice that there are no female reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh? Why is this? Could that fat jolly old man that we all know and love be a sexist douchbag? After all, we know that reindeer don't just magically appear and that female reindeer do exist- Rudolph tried to nail one of them in his holiday special-so isn't it odd that there are no female reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh, not even one?
In fact, it appears to me that female reindeer are forced to take an invisible, almost subservient role in Santa's Magic kingdom- good for nothing except breeding, rearing the young, and gift wrapping- but I stray from the poll... Here it is, cast your votes people!